OH yea~~ Don't look down on a RM30 fan. It worth priceless when it comes to BBQ and we use so much time wasting on the fire, this really helps a lot.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,
she would like something that accelerates from 0 to
100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this........
But her husband presented her with something very different...
This is where you will hope to go. Just tell the waitress that you're on diet and hope that she won't notice your poor face. But you can at least tell people that you're in a restaurant.
When I first saw this from KennySia's blog. The first person I wish to ask to this restaurant is of course my girl friend... :D
Went to toilet in One Utama, Bandar Utama today and saw they have this design on toilet. I guess they should be running some kind of research and found that most of the accident happens when both the parent and children wish to "DO CAKE" together and they let thier children use the toilet beside and this is when there is accident happens.
This toilet's design allow you to keep an eye on your children even you also need to "DO CAKE" because your children will be just beside you~~ Weird??
Police Story 1
Our local police are just like any other human being on this
planet. There are some exceptionally helpful, compassion
and sincere ones whose main objective is the get things in
order for the love of country and peace. And there are
some who take advantage of their 'status' to show how mighty
their 'ticket' book can be.
Police Story 2
Malaysian are just like any other human being on this planet.
They are very good at judging people. Infact they are so good
that they know when a policeman is being compassion or not.
They usually put on a distress and 'why I'm a loser' face to take
advantage of any situation to wriggle their way out when being
caught, e.g. traffic or some other minor offence. They will give
all kinds of crap excuses some of which were so creative, it
makes you wonder how come they're still not in the advertising
industry.
Read on and you'll know what I mean :-
Excuses... excuses..... excuses...
* A man told the officer he was rushing to the hospital
because had been stung by a bee, and was allergic. "There's
the bee right there," he said, pointing to his dashboard.
The officer looked. The bee was not only dead, but in a
advanced state of decomposition.
* A speeder said that he and his wife were trying to have a
baby. "My wife is ovulating," he told the officer. "I have
to get home right now."
* An officer stopped a man doing 200mph. When he asked the
driver whether he had seen the speed-limit signs, the man
responded, "I went by them so fast I probably missed them."
* "I'm due in traffic court," one speeder said. "If I'm late
they're going to enforce the bench warrant."
* One speeder said simply, "I'm trying get home to spy on
my husband. Don't ask."
* An elderly person was stopped after doing 150kph. When
told he was getting a ticket, he asked the officer, "I don't think
my heart can take anymore of these! Is there a senior citizen's
discount? "
* "My pet fish just died and I can't focus on my driving. Didn't
realised I've been speeding."
One day, an uncle was driving on the highway in his CLK (cute little
kancil) when the engine started to choke. He quickly stop the car by
the side just in time before the engine died off. So, the uncle open the
hood and see la.
Just a few minutes after, a young man was cruising in his Mitsubishi
Lancer Evo 5 on the same highway. He quickly spotted the broken
down kancil with the uncle standing beside it alone. Being a kind man,
he pulled over right in front of the kancil to offer help.
Having very little engineering skills, the young man couldn't fix the
problem. The man then came up with a brilliant idea. He told the uncle
that he has a cable in his boot and offered to tow the kancil to the
next toll house where he could get help. The uncle agreed to that idea.
The uncle also added that if he feels that they are moving too fast, he
would flash the young man and also use the horn. So, the young man
secured the kancil to the back of his Evo using the cable.
And so, the young man drove off pulling the kancil behind it. At times
when they were moving too fast, the uncle would give the man a horn.
After driving for a while, a loud engine roar approach from the back. a
Ferrari was approaching the 2 cars. As the Ferrari came up beside the
them, it gave a loud engine rev to challenge the Evo.
With the flame of youth burning in him, the Evo driver downshift can
rocket off chasing the Ferrari while totally forgetting about the kancil
tied to him. Just up ahead on the highway, a couple of police officers
were performing a speed trap. They suddenly hear loud engine roars
followed by turbo blow offs sounds approaching them.
Vrrrooooommm...........kepish kepish......
After recording the speed, one of the police officer quickly used the
radio to contact the others setting a roadblock up ahead.
"Over over... this is checkpoint 1 calling checkpoint 2. Do u read?!
There are currently 3 street racers heading your way at over 240km/h!!!
The first car is a red Ferrari, you can't miss it. Following closely
behind is a white Lancer Evo!!! For the third car, you're not going to
believe this. It's white kancil. I repeat, it's a kancil. It's drifting
very closely behind the Lancer Evo. Not only that, the driver seems to
be flashing high beams towards the Evo while applying horn to tell him
to move away. I think it's going to overtake the Evo at the next
bend...!!!"
Do you really know your theology?
Who was the 3rd man in history to walk on water?
The first one was Christ.
The second one was the apostle Peter.
Then there was this guy Jose...
The first one was Christ.
The second one was the apostle Peter.
Then there was this guy Jose...
Many youngster like to be rich and own themselves a nice car. Even for me..
But normally these nice and racing cars will cost the amount that would be impossible for a youngster to own it. These dreams continue to grow and when these youngster going into middle age, they will keep themselves busy and busy and also earn as much money as possible. But in the end, when finally they can own this piece of machine.
And this is how they look like.. A handsome who own a racing nice car. 
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